i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
