I'm going to jail i love you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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