Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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