ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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