My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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