I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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