Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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