plz talk dirty to me
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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