why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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