When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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