That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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