i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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