I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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