theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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