haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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