Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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