do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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