I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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