high people should be assigned attendants
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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