u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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