Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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