I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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