no, he came in my armpit
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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