Do vagina's smell?
My pussy is not your playground.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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