i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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