KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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