More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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