I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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