Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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