Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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