I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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