do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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