# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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