We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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