Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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