i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I did not marry a roomba.
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