This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm at about main and main street
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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