Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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