my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
