Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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