So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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