Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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