yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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