I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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