I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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