that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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