you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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