careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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