But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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