Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just high enough for therapy.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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