Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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