Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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