Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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