I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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